A pen with blue ink, very red so that it's easy to find in your little drawer...
So you already know that Calumette takes care of your health, by keeping you away from harmful tobacco. But that's not all! We've seen that you often need a pen at home (to sign autographs for anyone who rings your bell, to put a post-it note about the food shopping you have to do again and again, to sign a paper for school) and that the damned pen often disappears.
This one doesn't disappear. It's red and all you can see is it. When you call him, he answers «I'm fucking here!»
It writes in perfectly legal blue ink, from a blue-ink spring in a secret garden guarded by unicorns.
He accompanies you through life...
O steadfast archer of twin-hued grace,
A crimson shell, yet blue in trace,
It dances and glides on paper’s shore,
Scattering dreams that live evermore.
Beneath his tip, words take their flight,
It carve out love, sorrow, and light,
A whispering muse, a silent seer,
A keeper of hopes, of joys, of tears.
Through it rise verses, bold and bright,
Oaths eternal, letters of might,
Red with passion, blue with truth,
A beacon for the soul’s pursuit.
There you go...