Calumette yellow sticky notes

Calumette yellow sticky notes

You think a lot, and your brilliant brain regularly comes up with ideas that we think are particularly brilliant... Unfortunately, they sometimes get lost along the way, and that's a shame for us poor mortals...

To help mankind, Calumette thought it was important to make it easier for you to record your brilliant ideas somewhere, so that the world would be a better place. So here's this great tool that Calumette has come up with for you: Ze sticky note pad.

Instructions for use:

1. Firmly and decisively grasp a pencil (not supplied).
2. Write your brilliant idea on it before it escapes into the void of space and is lost to humanity ("think about taking out the dustbin" is not classified as a brilliant idea by the UN's international committee, but "buying croquettes" is).
3. Tear off the note with a sharp blow. Watch out! Learn the proper competition technique, known as the "Ninja", which ensures that your sticky note doesn't bounce back and looks great:
   
4. Stick your sticky note on any surface worthy of receiving the fruit of your decidedly superior brain.
5. As well as letting your friends and family admire what has come out of your super-powerful brain, don't forget to show off your Ninja technique, guaranteed to get you eternal recognition! (thanks who?)

The best thing about Calumette sticky notes:

• They're square, for square ideas. Width 7 cm, height 7 cm.
• Can be stuck on and removed 264.3 times (look for the ".3"...).
• The image of the great Indian sage at the top guarantees the almighty benevolence and wisdom that exude from your writing.
• Block of 25 sheets, for 25 opportunities to try out the Ninja technique. Allows for a family competition on the best technique.
• Compatible with higher visions (like "Buy some beer" or "Meditate on the meaning of my actions") but also with sweet illusory daydreams (like "Tidy your room before I get home from work or you'll be in trouble").

A yellow version to brighten up your day.
That's all, you can go back to what you were doing 😁