Calumette coaster

Calumette coaster

Do you regularly get nasty comments from people around you who think that the round traces of your beer on the family table "don't look right"?
Do you find your favourite drink tasteless?

Opt for this superb Calumette coaster! Made from absorbent microfibres of wood (in other words, thick cardboard...), it has amazing properties:

• Effectively absorbs the drops that bead up on your cold beer.
  And gives you a free pass to the next aperitif, so your friends and family can't help but admire the beauty of the gesture.
• Protect your table from the heat of coffee, tea, herbal tea and any other beverage you can think of.
• Thanks to the incantations of the Indian chief printed on the coaster (if you listen carefully you'll hear them, yes you will, bring it closer to your ear, not the other), makes your favourite drink much better, according to a scientific study carried out by Grilled Buffalo on itself (quote: "the 3rd was even better than the 2nd").
• Brings health, happiness and prosperity (as long as you use the appropriate incantation, which is "Cheers!"; "Cheers!" works less well).
• Promotes the benefits of vaping, provoking discussions in which you can inundate your dumbfounded audience with your knowledge of vaping, which is always good for your ego because we've noticed that you don't always get the recognition you deserve, and that's a shame.
• Makes you look superbly clever.
• Makes you beautiful and desirable (and even downright irresistible when the moon is full in odd-numbered months).

Finally, this coaster is printed on both sides, so if it becomes too stained, like a magician in front of the audience's emotionally shaking eyes, you discreetly turn the coaster over onto its other side and the stains will have disappeared! You look up and see your fan club screaming your name for the Nobel Prize. How beautiful...

Other uses:
As Calumette doesn't do things by halves, this coaster can also be used :
- hold peanuts (also compatible with pistachios) ;
- be worn as elegant earrings for evening princesses;
- be worn with a neck chain for gentlemen (wear a tie to match the class of the object worn);
- be used as a work of art that can be framed (luxurious frame required but not supplied).

Finally:
It's amazing what Calumette will do for you! This object will make your life magical!

Now that the literary break is over, you can get back to your work, thinking about the next vape aperitif that's already making your mouth water (yes, you can tell...).

Specifications

• Diameter: 10 cm
• Thickness: just right
• Material: top quality
• Printed on 2 sides, lasts twice as long