Calumette cotton pouch

Calumette cotton pouch, to keep your vape accessories all together.

Where on earth is my e-liquid? Haven't you seen my coils? How am I supposed to find my e-liquids in my bag?

In its ongoing quest to help you stay away from tobacco, Calumette has designed this beautiful pouch. Just imagine: the whole tribe has started weaving cotton, sitting in a circle, to the rhythm of the melodious songs whispered by the elders, and in the vapours of the sacred leaves that give courage to work, in the middle of the magical landscape of the vast plains... All this to provide you an ultimate service: to help you find out your Precious despite the ups-and-downs of life!

So, this vaper's pouch will enable you to :

- Gather and find your e-liquids, coils, batteries, etc. at a glance. No more treasure hunts to find out where is that ☠️⚡️🎉 liquid that you've put in a strange place, or that the cat has deliberately hidden under the furniture or in a fold of the sofa. The tomcat will have to find something else to bother you, but don't worry, he'll find it!

- Keep the kind face, full of ancestral wisdom of the great Indian chief printed on the cover. If you have any existential doubts such as "what is the meaning of life?", "what decision should I make?", "how can I make myself a better person?", "what kibble should I buy the cat?" So, with a quick and confident gesture, take the pouch out of your pocket or bag, stare at the head of the great Indian chief, ask him your question, and if you listen carefully, in a moment of contemplation, you'll hear his answer to guide you in your life (and in particular to buy the cheapest kibble, that'll put the cat out of its misery, it'll learn who's boss, no kidding!).

- Absorb any liquid leaks from bottles that haven't been perfectly sealed (not by you, of course, because you're perfect and you wouldn't make that kind of mistake, we know that perfectly well, but by people around you who have discreetly stolen a few drops of your delicious juice).

Warning:

This pouch is not for storing your sandwich; its usefulness lies on a much higher spiritual level. A mother-in-law won't fit in there either, even if she'll breathe just fine.

Features

• Made from 100% unbleached natural cotton
• Logo printed on one side only (the children drew lots of pictures on the teepees, so we ran out of paint...).
• Double drawstring fastening: pull the string on either side, and BAM! it's closed!
• Width 3.9 inches approximately (or 0.3 feet, 0.11 yards, right? still not ? Well, 10 centimetres then...)
• Height: just right (14 cm)
• Weight: 3 eagle feathers (7 grams)
• Pfff, no more questions? And how old is the captain? 39 but not all his teeth.

That's all for today.
Playtime's over, and you can go back to your normal duties 😁