Calumette round magnet

Calumette round magnet

Does your fridge have complexes? Is it dull? Does it need constant refilling?
Does your psycho-temporal balance not always seem to be in line with the Universe?

Then try this Calumette magnet, it'll change your life! Here's how it works:

This magnet, once placed on your fridge, thanks to its magnetism specially developed at the High University of Calumette by the Man-Medicine, restores cosmic magnetism in your home. In accordance with Indian wisdom, it enables you to reconnect and align your home with the earth and the celestial vault, and to live in harmony with nature.

It diffuses a halo of benevolence, peace, love of neighbour and Indian wisdom over a living space of around 60 m2 (passes perfectly through walls, unlike this ⚡️💥☠️ wifi system, so remember to install several if your home is larger). What's more, Morpheus-32bits-4Ghz bionic glasses with a nitrogen hyaluronic complex will enable you to see the positive waves it emits.

The magnetism of this magnet brings peace and serenity, then happiness (after precisely 5 moons), then inevitably joie de vivre. The people around you will be amazed at the good idea you had to install this magnet in your home, and will realise what a genius you are (at last! we've been saying it for ages!).

Other side effects:
If placed on a fridge, the Calumette magnet, thanks to the benevolence of the Indian chef printed on it, makes food 37% better according to Grilled Buffalo (especially prime rib).

If placed anywhere else, the Calumette magnet is just beautiful, and gives you a touch of shimmering colour.

In a nutshell:
This magnet restores positive magnetism at home which changes your life and takes care of your fridge.

It's amazing what Calumette can do for you!

Specifications

• Diameter: 6 cm
• Soft material
• Round shape to help spread positive vibes